Monday, September 26, 2011

Fall Fashion Conundrum

Ugh, Mail.

Typically, I enjoy getting mail. I even welcome the familiar stack of "pre-approved" credit card applications that make the bi-weekly journey from my doorstep directly to my trash can. But some days, the awaiting delivery turns out to be my complete undoing, almost as if the mailbox had transformed into Pandora's Box while I was slaving away at a hospital night shift.

And why the sour attitude? Well, every once in awhile, a fashion brochure (how the hell do they find me?) will turn in up the mail, and it's usually not all that threatening. Granted, the floral day dress on the cover of the spring issue will absolutely not go unnoticed (and will probably end up in my closet), but summer catalogs with "perfect" women in their "perfect" bikini bodies on "perfect" yachts rarely tempt me into digging out my credit card. Typically, I throw them out after nothing more than the casual flip through.

Until the fall issue, that is. The fall issue, without proper warning and preparation, can be devastating on my budget.

Fact: I'm a huge sucker for fall clothing. The coats, the boots, the hats, the's all gold. I love the coziness, easy sophistication and simple stylishness of it all. Each article of clothing is meant to wrap you not only in a plush, soft fabric, but also in a feeling of confidence and stylishness. Suddenly, it becomes chic to cover up. The skin-showing overload of summer gives way to the tasteful body-conscious silhouettes of fall. I'm already on the prowl for a long sleeved minidress...

And those damn coats and scarves hanging in store windows...brutal. It's safe to say I'm a ridiculous fan; scarves are indeed my kryptonite, and as such, they belong in my closet, adding to my already substantial collection. I've also been craving a red peacoat since I was old enough to figure out what they were. It's always been a fantasy of mine to be the lone lady in red, walking down a silent street of white. I've had my eye on this one (pictured left) for the last two years.

Not so fast sweaters, you're not off the hook either. Sweaters shout at me from holiday magazine covers, and I feel I absolutely must have one for the upcoming snowed-in nights I'll be spending curled up by the fireplace, on a fur rug, drinking a glass of wine and eating chocolate truffles. See the crazy vignettes my brain creates to justify my purchases? We don't even own a fireplace. Or a fur rug.

And boots...oh don't get me started on boots. In my mind the only reason a leaf would fall from a tree is so it could be stepped on by a fashionable knee high boot. Right now I'm obsessed with anything that's worn and weathered. I don't want a new pair like the ones in the magazines (who am I kidding, I'd never turn them down), but I'm craving something that has a story behind it. A pair that looks as though they were formerly worn by a sheepherder in northern Ireland. Preferably with a heel so I can feel appropriately matched with my 6'5" boyfriend, but I'm not too picky. Oh and straps and buckles, lots and lots of straps and buckles, regardless of their uselessness in the real world.

So while this may be my favorite time of year, it's also my most difficult. We've already canceled the cable and I've gotten a second job, so I'm not about to do something stupid like buy a pair of boots.

God I love a good pair of boots...maybe just one pair...I've been so good...

Focus. I need to get through this. Sorry awesome fall coats, boots, hats, sweaters and scarves, but you're just going to have to wait until next year when I can buy you in a thrift store for 1/10 the price. Of course, I do have a closet swap party coming up on October 14, so lets just focus on that.

So tell me, what do you like about the fall?

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  1. Everytime I read the "B" word my heart skipped a beat but my college student wallet glared at me. No more boots even though I love them too :/

  2. Fall fashions are so much fun. i love this post.

  3. Closet swap party? Sounds like a blast! Totally with you on fall fashions. It's the only time of the year that I have to be cautious around stores. Or anything store-y.

  4. Already Following. Following from friends bog hop. My Site Anna

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  6. Hi ~ New follower from the blog hop. Would love for you to stop by and follow back at Tips for Saving.
    Thanks and keep in touch

  7. Hi, a read pea coat would actually be kind of amazing. I think I want one too now :) great post..

  8. Found you blog via Finding New Friends Weekend Blog Hop. New follower via GFC - I can't wait to read more. I wish blogging was around 14 years (!!) ago when I started college!

  9. Following you from the blog hop!

  10. Hi Marlee, I'm a new twitter/GF/FB liker/follower from the FNF blog hop. I look forward to following what looks like an interesting blog!

    Rachel :-)

  11. I found you from the Blog Hop. I hope you'll follow back

  12. Love the red jacket! I am a new follower from the hop :)

  13. I am a new follower from the blog hop. Love your post and your writing style. Looking forward to reading more.

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    Thanks, Dawn

  14. I'm following you from the blog hop! I love your blog. Cant wait to read more!


  15. Following from the blog hop but this is a great match for me. I have one so n just graduated in June and one who is a HS Senior so college budgets are my nightmare.

    Dixie Goode

  16. Hi I'm a new follower from the blog hop. I hope you follow back.


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