- It's OK to write a scathing letter to the post office when you're mail is soaking wet because the mailman left the lid on your mailbox open. How are you ever going to turn in that winning sweepstakes entry if it's all soggy?
- It's OK to wear your glasses only when watching tv. Don't feel guilty, you're paying for the HD, get the most out of it.
- It's OK to sleep on your lunch break. And your 15 minute breaks.
- It's OK to practice confrontational conversations while driving in your car. Forget about acting like your singing along to the radio, it's your car! You can talk to yourself all you want!
- It's OK to eat only the middle of the brownies and leave the edges for someone else. You snooze, you lose.
- It's OK to have absolutely no idea why people find yoga so relaxing.
- It's OK to still call your mom after a bad day.
- It's OK to not understand what is just so damn fantastic about Justin Bieber.
- Its OK to go entirely out of your way to use the bathroom on another floor so you can pee in solitude.
- It's OK to have a cake in the house at all times. You know, in case of emergencies.
- It's OK to think knowing three words in another language qualifies you as "fluent".
- It's OK to drink everything out of a straw.
- It's OK to admit when you're wrong, or have made a mistake. It won't get better until you do.
- It's OK to feel embarassed.
- It's OK to want something more for yourself.
- When you come upon a grocery store free sample stand, It's OK to pretend you need an additional free sample to bring to whoever you're with. They don't know you're shopping alone.
- It's OK to think celebrities who haven't met you are the ones missing out, instead of the other way around.
- It's OK to think calories consumed from 1:00-4:00 a.m. don't count.
